1001 Uses For Dental Floss #40- Floss In The News

Isn’t it always in the news?

No, I guess not. Today’s Montreal Gazette carried an article about the new Oralgem floss dispenser that is being marketed for public rest rooms, such as in restaurants. I’ve already written that this is commonplace in Brazil (Use #7, way back in the archives). Some of the interesting facts contained in the article have been mentioned in various posts on this blog. Good luck to these young entrepreneurs, Marta Correia and Danny Filippone. May the floss be with you.

Anyway here is the link:

http://montrealgazette.com/storyline/you-wash-your-hands-in-public-restrooms-we-hope-so-why-not-floss-while-youre-at-it

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1001 Uses For dental Floss #39- The Tooth Entrepreneur

This story, which I’ve edited a bit, appeared in The Gulf News, but seems to be from The Washington Post. This may be, but it seems that this tale is written by the subject of the story, so who knows about its credibility. I’ll use the man’s words to tell the story, because he tells it so well.

Puneet Nanda (the author of the story), aka Dr Fresh, has the world on a string, he says, or at least on a length (a very long length) of dental floss. His $20-million toothbrush business includes the Firefly, a toothbrush that blinks (kids love it–see photo above to see why), and owns 38 dental patents. He also provides the world with a billion yards of floss a year, enough for each person in the world to floss once a week using Nanda’s floss. Dr Fresh was once an irregular flosser. He owned a company that made toothbrushes but took string in hand only when something stuck in his teeth (like most of you, probably.

Then he got braces to close a gap between his front teeth. His breath became “not really fresh in the morning”. His dentist urged daily flossing. With that, Dr Fresh achieved not just morning freshness but a higher plane of dental awareness: when it comes to one’s teeth, he realised, “there’s always something stuck”. He had an epiphany: “Believe me or not,” he says, “my life changed after flossing.” Flossing was a crucial step towards personal transformation: from bewildered immigrant to oral-hygiene wizard, owner of 38 dental patents and worldwide provider of a billion yards of floss a year.

Dr Fresh’s story is both American and truly global, a tale of obsession, immigration and rebirth set against the oral hygiene industry. He arrived in Southern California in 1998 with big hopes for his small toothbrush company, Dr Fresh Inc. “What I wanted to do,” he says, “was revolutionise the oral hygiene industry in (the US).” Since then, his company has moved from an apartment to a 55,000-square-foot Buena Park warehouse in the Los Angeles area with space for 30 million toothbrushes and a research laboratory. Sales, he says, have gone from almost nothing to $20 million a year and rising. Dr. Fresh Inc. remains a pipsqueak compared to Proctor & Gamble and Johnson & Johnson. Yet the company requires two mottos to contain its owner’s aspirations: “The Brand America Loves” and “Worldwide Toothbrush King”.

He employs a thousand people in India and China making toothbrushes, mouthwash and dental floss. His 64 employees are the new Southern California workforce: Indians, Chinese, Koreans, Filipinos, Mexicans. “He can talk day and night about toothbrushes, and he’ll still be talking,” says his friend, Harshad Mody, an Indian music promoter. Indeed, after arriving in America, the Indian immigrant did almost nothing but tinker with toothbrushes, study their manufacture and analyse US marketing and distribution. He had scant room for a personal life; he took no vacation. His mind percolated with ideas for oral-care products. One of his proudest moments came when he embedded a red light in a toothbrush and set it to blink for a minute. The product – the Firefly – gets kids to brush until the light goes out. It is now Target’s best-selling toothbrush. He followed it with a line of dental travel-packs, mouthwash, even a dog toothpaste to fight canine halitosis. “The chicken and poultry flavour is hot,” he says. He strove to become America’s toothbrush leader. Finally, in his own mind, he became his brand – Dr Fresh, oral hygiene crusader.

Today, employees, buyers, friends, father, brothers all call him Dr Fresh. So does his wife. “I don’t know when I am Puneet Nanda any more. All I do is live, drink, eat, think as Dr. Fresh,” he says. Dr Fresh grew up in New Delhi, where his father ran a small toothbrush company called Denton. In college, he studied medicine and cheekily dated the dean’s daughter, for which his classmates nicknamed him Dr Fresh. In 1989, his father had a heart attack and couldn’t run the company. Dr Fresh stepped in. Indian toothbrushes, with hard bristles and cheap plastic, were as menacing as street thugs. “I thought, ‘I’m going to see if I can improve the quality’,” he says. He renamed the company Dr Fresh and designed a diamond-head toothbrush with glitter in a bright plastic handle. The Dr. Fresh Trendy was American-looking and cheap, exactly what Indians wanted, he says. Toothbrushes flew from his factory, many into Russian hands. Russian free-traders were chartering planes and flying across Asia looking for cheap consumer products to sell back home. Soon three or four Russians a day arrived at his factory, ordering dozens of cases of toothbrushes. He learned Russian and hired a chef to cook Russian food for his visitors.

The money rolled in. In 1993, Dr Fresh left wife and infant son in India to open a Moscow office. “I was young,” he says. “I was fearless.” In Moscow, he couldn’t import toothbrushes fast enough. He awoke one morning to snowballs against his apartment window. Below, 200 customers were lined up. Then one day a short man walked into his office, followed by three goons, he says. The limber little fellow put his foot up against Dr Fresh’s throat and pinned him against a wall. “You’ve grown too big too soon,” Dr Fresh recalls the little man saying, as his three henchmen punched their palms. “Did you know you have to pay your bosses here?” He paid up but in another run-in with the goons, he was shot in the back of the head. He recovered but still has a nasty scar. That ended Dr Fresh’s dream of revolutionizing Russian oral hygiene.

He returned to Delhi. But he found the city’s smog oppressive; besides, Russia had given him grand international plans for his company. Soon he set his sights on the US. His mother was terrified to have him travel again. “We have very close-knit families in India. He was going to be really far away,” his youngest brother, Nikhil, recalls. In April 1998, without telling his mother and again leaving his wife and this time two children in India, Dr Fresh set out for New York.

New York was not Russia. His toothbrushes raised nary a brow and he hated trying to sell brushes in the cold. That Christmas, the snow piled high on the sidewalks and he had a raging fever. Miserable, alone and walking on a bitter Christmas Eve to find an open pharmacy, Dr Fresh slipped and fell in the snow. Back at his apartment, he searched the internet for the US city with the highest temperature at that moment. He bought a ticket for Miami and went to the airport. The flight was cancelled. “I was almost in tears,” he says. “There was a Sikh guy in the airport. I told him, ‘I want to go where there’s sun 24/7.’ He said, ‘Why don’t you go to LA?’ He took the first plane to Los Angeles, sleeping all the way, and woke to the nudging of a stewardess. At a hotel, he slept until late that afternoon.

“The sun was still shining,” he says. “I realised I was feeling much better.” A few days later, he moved to Los Angeles permanently. Within a year, he had moved his wife and family from India. “I found the real America,” says Dr Fresh. In Los Angeles, he scored his first big US deal, selling 180,000 toothbrush six-packs to the 99 Cents Only chain of stores. Emboldened, he cold-called 20 potential buyers each day, persisting even when one prospective client threatened to call the police.

His company grew relentlessly. He drove a nice car. He bought his family a spacious house in Cerritos, an enclave of upscale immigrants. About this time, Dr Fresh discovered the fulfilment of daily flossing. It allowed him to be reborn every day. “I started being more in control of the destiny of my teeth,” he says. “I feel I’ve increased the life of my teeth by at least 10 to 15 years … After I’m done flossing, I also rinse. After rinsing I feel I am the freshest person, really.” He wanted that fresh-flossed feeling for everyone. Today, Dr Fresh is one of the world’s leading floss makers at a billion yards a year.

One fall evening, Dr Fresh pushes a cart down Wal-Mart’s fluorescent aisles, looking for inspiration. He combs through toothbrushes, then stops in stationery. Pen packaging often gives him ideas. He says he eagerly awaits each October: “There’s a lot of innovation in Halloween packaging.” Looking like an art critic in a museum, he halts to admire curvy new bottles of Zest body wash … He says he’s been busy lately. He won a contract to make Wal-Mart’s private label Equate toothbrushes next year – 5 million units annually, he says. He’s opened an office in Bentonville, Arkansas, near Wal-Mart’s headquarters. Sales to the retail giant, he hopes, will top $20 million annually in a couple of years. He has grand hopes for his Firefly line. A new Firefly mouthwash has a cap that blinks. He wants more ideas for products that blink – big, refreshing, anti-bacterial ideas, not necessarily dental. Finding nothing, he leaves Wal-Mart with only a few pens and a box of Crest dental floss he wants to study.

“Oh, look at that,” he says, as he leaves the store. A woman in a wheelchair is selling tiny blinking pendants: a broken heart, an electric guitar, Betty Boop. They flutter in her lap. Just what he is looking for. He buys a bulbous blinking fish that catches his eye. An idea takes shape in his mind. “I’m going to put it in bottles of liquid soap,” he whispers conspiratorially, “so you can push on the top and it’ll light up.”

So, do you think this is a true story? This would make a great novel or a mini-series on cable TV. Sounds like The Most Interesting Man In The World.

Watch out, world.  This man’s going to make everything light up, not just toothbrushes.

 

1001 Uses For Dental Floss #37- Fun With Floss- Eye Makeup

I have to confess that I know next to nothing about makeup, but this is one of the fun posts, so I’m copying what I’ve seen somewhere else. Please bear with me if I err.

Yes, you can use dental floss to apply makeup to your eyelids. It seems that there are plenty of ways to apply eye shadow–gold thread, stencils (tiny ones, I guess), airbrush guns (ow! keep your precious eyes tightly shut!), besides the usual brush.

The fashion guy, Anthony Vaccarello had a fall show where make-up artist Tom Pecheux wanted, according to the article, to create a look that was rock and roll, glamourous, sophisticated, and disco, all wrapped together into one tight rapidly spinning and shining disco ball. The makeup artist was trying to emulate a look that echoed an ‘80s attitude of black with red ruffles. Having an appointment with his dentist the next day (a female dentist?–he doesn’t say) his mind went flying around in Dental Land, and lo and behold, he thought, Floss! Why not use floss to apply lines of eye liner? Not bourgeois, he thought–more artsy and a bit worn away–like old paint on the walls of a slightly rundown ancient theatre, I suppose.

He had already done this before, for a magazine shoot, so he wasn’t all that original, but artists are always original, even when they’re being derivative with their own material, and he already had the technique down pat, so why not?

He used waxed floss to pick up the black eyeliner and then press it across the eyelid, and then, for dramatic effect, rolled the floss across a tube of red lipstick and and then along the lids. And here you can see the result. Dramatic, artsy, and wild.

Ladies, are you ready to try this? But don’t forget your teeth. Use another piece of floss, though.

1001 Uses For Dental Floss #36- Do-It-Yourself Surgery–Don’t!

First of all, it has to be very clear that certain acts which are carried out by a trained professional should never be done by an amateur, even if these non-specialists are very intelligent, and very dextrous. Clear? Yes? Okay, let’s go on.

There are multiple things done with floss that could be called do-it-yourself projects, and I’ve already mentioned some, but those involving health are not among them. Of course, flossing itself is a DIY act, but including that in the admonition above would be ludicrous, and that’s not what I’m talking about. So, here goes.

I came across an article in the NT News (Northern Territory, Australia) about a man who had his lip sliced open from nose to the base of his teeth by being hit in the face with a guitar (gruesome, true, but things can get pretty rough in the Outback). Arriving at a hospital emergency room in the wee hours of the morning, he was told to come back during daylight, when the staff surgeon would be available (10 hours later, according to the story). So far, sounds like Canada, or at least, Quebec.

But those Australians are a self-sufficient bunch. Having threaded meat in the bush and as a chef in the kitchen of a restaurant, he felt qualified to do the job, and sewed his lip himself, using a sewing needle and floss. Did he think the floss would be closer to sterile than sewing thread? I don’t know if he did, but wouldn’t be. Had he had enough to drink to provide local analgesia?

Not much news in The Northern territory, so this item qualified, but that’s something else. And the results of his DIY efforts? No mention, but he likely at minimum had  some scarring, if not an infection of the upper lip or face, and may even have had a failure to reattach. Definitely not a good idea. In similar circumstances, you should let the plastic surgeon do this, even if you have to wait (yes, even 10 hours!)

I’ve seen several reports of men (it always seems to be men doing this sort of thing) who used floss they tied around their teeth and tightened to produce orthodontic movements to correct crooked teeth. Could happen, I guess, if done exactly right, which in this situation is mostly a matter of luck, not skill. They all claimed success, but that would only be visible success with the front teeth, not the rear teeth. This could have resulted, because of overly heavy pressure of uneven pressure, or in a mouth where the bone around the roots was already compromised, in bone loss, tooth loss, gum infection, damage to the joints of the jaw, broken teeth, decay, and an abundance of other problems which orthodontists are trained to prevent or avoid by studying for a minimum of 12 years of university and professional education.

And then there was the instance of a couple who had a pet chicken (yes!) who was injured and needed surgery, which they performed, using dental floss. I’ll leave that for one of the next posts, so as not to upset the animal lovers in my readership this time around. So, if you have a tender heart when it comes to animals, maybe you could look away next time. That means you, Sharon.

Just keep on flossing.

1001 Uses For Dental Floss #34 – Chewing On Strange Floss

In 1819, New Orleans dentist Levi Spear Parmly published his book, A Practical Guide to the Management of the Teeth. In the book, he recommended that people use waxed silk thread to clean between the teeth “to dislodge that irritating matter which no brush can remove, and which is the real source of disease.”

Floss has come in many variations: thick, thin, waxed, unwaxed, flavoured, and unflavoured. But there have been some truly unusual attempts, as I’ve mentioned before: floss with nicotine, and made from nylon, silk (originally but not any more), polytetrafluorethylene (AKA GoreTex™ or Teflon™), and a number of “natural” or “organic” floss materials, generally made of silk, promising to be non-GMO, vegan, vegetarian, and gluten-free. They could also claim to be free-range, cruelty-free (although silkworms probably wouldn’t agree, if anyone were to ask them), cholesterol-free, and non-radioactive, too. Oh, and while we’re at it, no trans-fats either.

I came upon a different sort of floss recently in my journeys across the World Wide Web. It’s X-Floss by Idontix. (This is not a paid commercial.) Invented by a dental hygienist, Lise Slack, originally from South Africa, it comes in two forms, either a very, very thick yarn or a very, very wide gauze ribbon, (and “lite”, of course) which the company claims can be used to clean very wide spaces where teeth have been lost, below bridges, around implants, or behind the last tooth in an arch, but the really wonderful thing about this floss is that the Australian company iDontix sponsors a charity, http://www.i-hope.org.au/, which rescues orphans all around the world, so a sincere hooray for them. Not many companies can tout that in their literature.

1001 Uses For Dental Floss #33: Setting A Guinness World Record

Some people will do just about anything to become “famous”.

A total of 1,470 people comprising students, parents and teachers from Lake Norman Elementary School and Brawley Middle School (USA), flossed their teeth for 55 seconds on a single line of dental floss measuring 1,828.8 m (6,000 ft) at Lake Norman Elementary School, Mooresville, North Carolina, USA on 19 March 2004. The event was organized by the Lake Norman Elementary Parent Teacher Organization. Doesn’t sound very sanitary. I hope they didn’t try to flush it afterwards.

But don’t go away, there’s more. There are Guinness World Records for pretty much everything under the sun, and even a few things that the sun never shines on. For the dental floss and general dental obsessives out there, here are Guinness World Records for:

The largest toothpick mosaic: The largest toothpick mosaic was 40.521 square metres (436.16 square ft) and was created by the students of Tsugeno High School (Japan). It was finished and presented in Aichi, Shinshiro City, Japan, on 5 October 2008. All 229 students of the school participated in creating the mosaic, they used a total of 1,620,840 toothpicks in seven different colours.

The largest toothpaste tube: The largest tube of toothpaste measures 2.957 m (9.7 ft) long and weighs 780 kg (1,719 lb). It was made for the Zhonghua toothpaste brand by Unilever in Shanghai City, China and was unveiled on 20 September 2005.

The oldest person to grow a new tooth: The oldest person to grow a wisdom tooth: Brian Titford (b. Australia, 14 January 1933) had two upper wisdom teeth erupt at the age of 76 in March 2009. The new teeth were extracted to re-establish a stable denture. Mr. Titford’s dentist is Dr. Peter Klein of Cheltenham, Victoria, Australia.

The widest human tooth extracted: The widest human tooth was extracted from nine-year-old Shane Russell (Canada) on 28 June 2000. The tooth measured 1.67 cm (0.6 in) wide. The average width of a natural maxillary central incisor is 0.892 cm (0.3 in). The tooth has a length of 2.05 cm (0.8 in).

The longest line of toothpaste tubes: The longest line of toothpaste tubes is 1,688 and was created by Procter and Gamble Oral Care in Evian-les-Bains, France, on 26 June 2014.
The smallest tooth extracted: A primary tooth (tooth E) extracted under local anaesthesis from Colton Laub (USA) on 30 October 2002 by Dr. Scott Harden (USA) at Fountain View Family Dentistry, Acworth, Georgia, USA, measured 3mm (0.1 in) long. The average length of a microdont tooth is 13 mm (0.5 in).

The longest milk (AKA baby) tooth: The longest milk tooth is from Ahmed Afrah Ismail (Maldives) measuring a total of 2.3 cm (0.91 in) having a crown length of 1.0 cm (0.39 in) and a root length 1.3 cm (0.51 in). The tooth was measured in Male, Republic of Maldives on the 28 December 2000.

The largest collection of toothbrushes: Grigori Fleicher (Russia) has a collection of 1,320 different tooth brushes as of 5 November 2008.

The largest toothpaste tube collection: The largest collection of toothpaste tubes is 2,037 and belongs to Val Kolpakov (USA), in Alpharetta, Georgia, USA, on 15 June 2012.
The oldest milk tooth: The oldest milk tooth belongs to Joyce Walen (b. 8 January 1927) of Capitola, California, USA, who still retained a deciduous tooth (upper left H) as of 25 February 2014, at the age of 87 years 48 days.

The largest toothpick sculpture: The largest toothpick sculpture is an alligator named Alley, made by Michael Smith (USA), which contained over 3 million toothpicks, was 4.5 m (15 ft) long, and weighed 132.4 kg (292 lb) when measured at Galvez Middle School, Prairieville, Louisiana, USA on 22 March 2005.

The longest human tooth extracted: The longest human tooth extracted measured 3.2 cm (1.26 in), which was removed from Loo Hui Jing (Singapore) in Singapore, on 6 April 2009. The procedure took place at the Eli Dental Surgery and performed by Dr. Ng Lay Choo.

The smallest tooth ever extracted: A primary tooth (tooth E) extracted under local anaesthesia from Colton Laub (USA) on 30 October 2002 by Dr. Scott Harden (USA) at Fountain View Family Dentistry, Acworth, Georgia, USA, measured 3mm (0.1 in) long. The average length of a microdont tooth is 13 mm (0.5 in).

The youngest person to have a wisdom tooth extracted: Matthew Adams (USA) (b. 19 November 1992) had his lower two wisdom teeth removed due to lack of space at Midland Oral and Maxillofacial Surgery, Michigan, USA, on 24 October 2002 when he was aged 9 years 339 days.

The most toothpicks rotated in the mouth simultaneously: The most toothpicks rotated in the mouth simultaneously are 35 and were achieved by Stefano Goina (Italy) on the set of Lo Show dei Record in Rome, Italy, on 11 March 2010. The record was part of the Italian TV show “Lo Show dei Record”.

1001 Uses For Dental Floss #32- Surviving The Apocalypse

Dr Strangelove, greatest conspiracy theory comedy film ever.

The world is coming to an end. The asteroid is about to crash into our planet, zombies are everywhere, the second coming is coming, and the Russians are invading. You’ve decided to run away into the deep woods and survive there and be the last outpost of civilization as we know it.

So, what to bring that might may make things better for you? Dental floss, of course. A number of websites devoted to post-apocalyptic survivalists list floss among the items that any good conspiracy theorist should have in their Humvee before they take off from the suburbs.

Floss can be used for fishing line, to make a miniature bow and tie points to the arrows, tie a splint around a broken leg because it’s so very strong. It can tie down a tent flap, make a snare to catch small animals for food (if you’re not a vegetarian), tie it to two handles and using saw-like motions, cut through meat (cooked is easier), cheese, and other foods. And if you’ve got enough, and are good at macramé, you might be able to weave a web out of it to make a bag for carrying things. So be sure to get to your pharmacy or dollar store and buy up their whole supply. You never know when there won’t be any more around.

For the funniest article I’ve seen about floss and the Big Conspiracy, go to:

http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/oppose-big-floss-practice-alternative-dentistry/

1001 Uses For Dental Floss #31- The Grand Unified Field Theory and Dental Floss

Starry Night by Vincent van Gogh

In a fascinating article in New Scientist (well, I find it fascinating), http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn19043-aspirin-and-dental-floss-homespun-highenergy-physics.html#, pretty everyday things are being used as part of various cutting-edge physics experiments at labs like Fermilab on the French-Swiss border, the Large Hadron Collider near Geneva, Switzerland, and the National Institute of Radiological Sciences in Tokyo, Japan in experiments to test the limits of space, time, energy, and matter.

Reminding us of the Steven Spielberg film E.T., where a cute little alien stranded on Earth was trying to build a device to “call home”, and put together various “borrowed” objects to that end, our planet’s scientists are using ordinary items, which include aspirin tablets, recycled plastic bottles, fishing line, aluminum foil, Japanese konnyaku noodles, model airplane servomotors, stockpots, and even a coffin. Simply amazing! And one of these items is–you guessed it–dental floss, which is used to tie down very fine wires to keep progressively colder layers from touching and so absorbing heat in the Cryogenic Dark Matter Search detector in Minnesota, to keep its core at one degree above absolute zero (as cold as things can ever get).

You won’t ever try this at home, so no warning is necessary, but if an alien ever knocks on your door one night and asks for some dental floss, you’ll know why. I suggest you give it to him (or her).

1001 Uses For Dental Floss #30- Cats and Floss

Pets can take a toll on you, especially when they get sick. This is the story of Stanley, the cat, who lives with its “parents” in Philadelphia, PA, back in 2002. It seems that this 5-year-old cat became very ill one evening, throwing up numerous times, as cats sometimes do. In this case, though, the vomiting continued on and on, late into the night, so that by midnight the decision was made to bring Stanley to a pet hospital. There, an x-ray ($500) revealed nothing, and he was sent home. The next day, at Stanley’s regular veterinarian, who noticed the cat’s intestines were beginning to “accordion”, not a term I’m familiar with, but a fairly graphic description that, with some imagination, you can probably visualize.
Afraid that this would lead to perforation and imminent death, surgery was ordered ($1600). What came out was a 2-foot length of dental floss that Stanley had somehow swallowed.
Did he think it was a long version of cat hair? We tried to interview him, but he wasn’t talking–probably too embarrassed. The owners had been dropping their used floss in the bathroom garbage can, which is, if you remember, a good way of keeping it from clogging the sewage pipes if it’s flushed away, as happened in Toronto (see Use # 12- April 17, 2014).
So this misadventure with floss cost this family $2100 (apparently equivalent to $3400 in today’s dollars, or about $5 million dollars in Canadian funds). And pet health insurance isn’t covered by Obamacare, as it is in Canada.
At this very moment, then, the residents of Philadelphia are waiting for their sewage system to collapse, as the habit of flushing floss spreads through that city. (Say “flushing floss” 10 times quickly for more fun).

1001 Uses For Dental Floss #29- Flossing While Driving

So you thought texting and driving was a dangerous mix. This story would probably strike most of us as a not very endearing use for floss, even gruesome, but this is a pretty intricate story.

A man driving his Toyota Prius along the superhighway in Connecticut was killed in a
bizarre and gruesome accident, or so it seemed (to be an accident, that is). According to the police report, the man was flossing his teeth with a floss pick while driving. It seems his car was rear-ended by a large pickup truck, causing the airbags to deploy. The force of impact between the airbag and the dental pick apparently drove the dental hygiene tool through his tissues into his skull, killing him.

Stop right now, you’re screaming, I don’t want to hear any more. But you do, don’t you?

The deceased seems to have had two passions in life, the environment (hence the Prius, which requires very little gas to run), and oral hygiene, to the point of being a compulsive flosser (like spending a large part of his waking time actively flossing his teeth). And guess who resented not being included in love triangle? His former girlfriend. She seems to have developed quite a resentment at being second fiddle to a bit of floss. And guess who was driving the pickup truck that rammed into the deceased’s car? It was this woman.

It seems, according to a police spokeman, that she knew his habits, knew he would be flossing while driving, and deliberately rammed him hard enough to kill him. THe report doesn’t say whether there was enough evidence to arrest and try the girlfriend, so maybe not, so we’re left wondering: Did this really happen?

If this was a game of Clue, would it be the former girlfriend in the pickup truck with the floss?

And the morals of this sad tale? Don’t floss and drive. Don’t floss so much that you drive love out of your life. And don’t floss so much that the love of your life drives the floss into you.